The app
Professor Swoopti Doo
A robot DJ who listens to your music and tells you the truth.
One song
He reads it.
Line by line.
- What it's about — the story, the argument, the point of view
- Three or four specific moments quoted back to you: an image, a reference, a piece of wordplay, a turn, and what each one does where it sits
- How the words move, where the air is, and the thing underneath it the song keeps circling
- The numbers he was given: tempo, key, how loud it is, whether anything clips, where the energy sits
- He doesn't score music. He can't hear it, so he won't put a number on yours. Suggestions only if you ask for them
Three a week on Free
The catalog
Hand him 10 to 12.
He finds the album.
- The story the songs tell strung together
- An album title, a track order built on the pace you tell him, the single
- An art brief, a cover comp, a music video treatment
Headliner and Premium
He's hovering. Your move.
No password. An email link gets you in. Uploads stay private.
He doesn't hear like a person. He gets words, structure and numbers, and he never pretends otherwise. If the transcription fails, he says so and asks for the lyrics.