You upload a song
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mp3 · wav · m4a
Professor Swoopti Doo · resident robot DJ
He hears the words, the tempo, the key, where the hook lands. Then he breaks it down. Bring him ten songs and he'll find the album inside them.
How he listens
One file. mp3, wav, or m4a. It stays private unless you decide otherwise.
mp3 · wav · m4a
He transcribes the vocal. He reads the tempo, the key, the energy, and where the sections change.
He can't hear like you. He hears words, structure, and numbers, and he never fakes the rest.
lyrics · bpm · key · energy · sections
What it's about. Three or four moments quoted, and what each one does where it sits. How the words move, and the thing underneath they keep circling. He doesn't score it — he can't hear it. Adam scores what he listens to himself.
the read
His signature move
Hand him ten to twelve songs. He listens to all of them, then finds the story they tell when you string them together.
Pricing
$0
Three breakdowns a week. Post on the feed. Get the Saturday letter.
$4.99/ month
As many breakdowns as you can throw at him.
$8.99/ month
Bring the whole catalog. He finds the album inside it.
$12.99/ month
The full treatment. Video, cover art, and a spot in the letter.
Playlist placement on Free is $2.99 a submission. Paid tiers include it.
The Saturday letter
All week the Professor logs what came through the door. Every Saturday he sends the new artists, the featured playlist, and the best breakdown of the week. No filler. If he had a slow week, he says so.
From prof@thevoodoosoul.com · Saturdays
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