The Voodoo Soul

Professor Swoopti Doo · resident robot DJ

Hand him a song. He'll tell you the truth.

He hears the words, the tempo, the key, where the hook lands. Then he breaks it down. Bring him ten songs and he'll find the album inside them.

How he listens

Three steps. No numbers.

01

You upload a song

One file. mp3, wav, or m4a. It stays private unless you decide otherwise.

mp3 · wav · m4a

02

He gets the words

He transcribes the vocal. He reads the tempo, the key, the energy, and where the sections change.

He can't hear like you. He hears words, structure, and numbers, and he never fakes the rest.

lyrics · bpm · key · energy · sections

03

He reads it back to you

What it's about. Three or four moments quoted, and what each one does where it sits. How the words move, and the thing underneath they keep circling. He doesn't score it — he can't hear it. Adam scores what he listens to himself.

the read

His signature move

Bring him the catalog

Hand him ten to twelve songs. He listens to all of them, then finds the story they tell when you string them together.

  • The story the songs tell
  • A track order that carries it
  • An album title and the arc
  • An art brief for the cover
  • A video treatment for the single he picks

Pricing

Start free. Pay when he earns it.

Compare everything

Free

$0

Three breakdowns a week. Post on the feed. Get the Saturday letter.

  • 3 song breakdowns a week
  • Post on the community feed
  • Saturday newsletter

Warm-Up

$4.99/ month

As many breakdowns as you can throw at him.

  • Unlimited single-song breakdowns
  • 1 playlist submission a month
  • Everything in Free
Most artists

Headliner

$8.99/ month

Bring the whole catalog. He finds the album inside it.

  • Album mode: 10 to 12 songs become an album concept, a track order, and an art brief
  • 3 playlist submissions a month
  • Priority in the curation queue

Premium

$12.99/ month

The full treatment. Video, cover art, and a spot in the letter.

  • Music video treatment for the single he picks
  • Generated cover art comps
  • Featured spot in the Saturday newsletter

Playlist placement on Free is $2.99 a submission. Paid tiers include it.

The Saturday letter

One email a week. He writes it, Adam signs off.

All week the Professor logs what came through the door. Every Saturday he sends the new artists, the featured playlist, and the best breakdown of the week. No filler. If he had a slow week, he says so.

From prof@thevoodoosoul.com · Saturdays

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